(71KB) "Do not make my bunghole angry"

(41KB) "Butthead, Butthead, come here quick. Bare ass on TV!"

(15KB) "Boingyoyoyoyoing"

(214KB) "Sineur Beavis" (I have know idea how to say thins but anyway) "Kayestosesiendo in my classe" "Yea" (Yet again, no idea) "Karambakataramba bunghole" "Get the hell out of here Beavis"

(151KB) "I'd like to order a butt"

(95KB) "I have to go to the bathroom" "Hey Beavis, come with me for a second" "Choke your own chicken dude, whats wrong with you?"

(60KB) "What does the Chineese guy say?" "He says pull down your pants, spank your monkey"

(173KB) "I am Cornholio!"

(15KB) "Damn it, damn it, son of a bitch"

(64KB) Toilet flushing

(131KB) "Did I ask for fries?"

(123KB) (The coolest, it's a rip off of some rapper by Beavis) "Cheak this out to. Why do they call it taking a dump, and not leaving a dump, I mean after all, your not really taking it anywhere. Funkdat!"

(52KB) "Grab her thingy's come on" "Yea, grab his shlong!"

(28KB) "Uuuuuuu, hello"

(22KB) "The family jewels are secure"

(33KB) Laugh from when B&B starts

(15KB) Beavis laughing

(23KB) Beavis laughing again

(23KB) "That was not cool"

(517KB) (Very cool) "Check it out, its that dude on the fence" "Yea, yea, fences are cool" "Especially electric fences" "Yea, yea, when I was little and had not sense, I took a wiz on a electric fence, it hurt so bad, it shocked my balls, then I took a crap in my overall" "Whow! That was pretty cool"

(19KB) "Don't make me smack you"

(62KB) "No problem dude, you want cash, or should we just go spank the monkey again?"

(58KB) "Stop, in the name of all that which does not suck"

(39KB) (AU) "Whow!" "Yea, yea, yea, the thingys got bigger"

(87KB) "Are you threating me?"

(11KB) "Are you threating me" (Different from the one above)

(166KB) (AU) "I am Cornholio... whow, that was cool... I need TP for my bunghole... come out with your pants down!"

(105KB) (Same as above, just the echo sounds a bit different, and it is a wave)

(66KB) "I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole"

(288KB) (AU) "Uuuu, fire those retro rockets, shoot the fruton torpedos, and like make us go that way. Uuuu, exuse me I order you to undress, and show me your thingys" "But captain thatviolates intergalatic law... or something" "Number one, I order you to go take a number two" "Ey ey captain"

(61KB) (AU) "Cool" "Vacations kick ass, they kick ass, kick ass!"

(15KB) "Wake up butthole"

(58KB) "Hey baby... wana wrestle?"

(15KB) "Huh huh huh" "Yea"

(173KB) "Beavis is a do it yourselfer"